your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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