He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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