the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Let's get the cat blown out
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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