And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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