I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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