Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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