And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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