:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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