OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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