No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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