would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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