i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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