Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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