No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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