what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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