your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize