was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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