Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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