Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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