I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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