I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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