sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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