It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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