pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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