Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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