It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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