Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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