He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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