its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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