We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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