I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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