i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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