is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think I sprained my soul last night
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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