Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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