I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
where are my eyebrows?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize