So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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