He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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