My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Houston, we have a squirter
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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