Fuck appropriateness.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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