sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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