I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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