my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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