ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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