I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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