Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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