if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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