There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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