How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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