She is in my trunk
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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