Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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