So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I had to cum in my sink.
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