i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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