brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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