All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
