that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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