i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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